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Absolutely Nothing... 

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.

Approaching the friend he comments, ?You look terrible. What?s the problem??

?My mother died in August,? he said, ?and left me $25,000.?

?Gee, that?s tough,? he replied.

?Then in September,? the friend continued, ?My father died, leaving me $90,000.?

?Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you?re depressed.?

?And last month my aunt died, and left me $15,000.?

?Three close family members lost in three months? How sad.?

?Then this month,? continued, the friend, ?absolutely nothing!?

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