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Blonde shoots herself..... |
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her.
Well, I was trying to commit suicide, the blonde replied.
'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?'
'No, Silly!' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'
'And then?' asked the doctor.
'Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'
'And then?'
'Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger.'
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