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Outrun the bear.. |
A lawyer and his friend walking through the woods attracted the attention of a vicious-looking bear. The bear noticed them, and started to walk towards them.
The lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulling out a pair of sneakers, and started putting them on. His friend stared at him and said, 'You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!'
'Oh, I know that. Bears are much faster than humans. I have no hope of ever being able to outrun a bear.'
'If you know that, why are you changing shoes?'
'Well, the way I figure it,' the lawyer replied, 'I don't have to outrun the bear. I only have to outrun you.'
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763 Views
98 Pass 78 Fail |
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